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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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