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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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