Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.