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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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