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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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