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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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