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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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