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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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