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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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