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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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