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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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