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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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