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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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