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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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