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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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