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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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