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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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