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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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