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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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