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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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