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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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