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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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