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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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