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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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