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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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