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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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