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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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