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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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