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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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