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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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