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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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