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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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