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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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