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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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