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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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