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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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