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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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