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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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