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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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