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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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