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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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