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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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