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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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