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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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