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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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