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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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