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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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