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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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