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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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