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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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