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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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