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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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