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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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