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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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