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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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